Mr. Turgeon gave me permission to put this blog entry up. I found his latest funny from the pulpit hilarious. Probably b/c I'm into eating healthy so much. He said he first said it at PYC, but I missed hearing it that time, so I heard it for the first time at Bible Study this weekend. Here goes:
There was a family who was gathered around their dinner table. They had hotdogs loaded with nitrates, and unhealthy potato chips loaded with perservatives in front of them for dinner on the table. They wanted to ask a blessing over their food before they ate it for God to take out any impurities that were in the food and for Him to make it nourishing to their bodies by removing the impurities, so they prayed this prayer. When they opened their eyes after finishing up the prayer they found that God had answered their prayer; their table was completely empty; all of the junk food had been removed! ha, ha!!!
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